Better Friends (Boys or Girls)

Women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night.

So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night.

The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend's and none of them confirm that.

Men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night.

So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.

So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night,

and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

Conclusion : MEN ARE BETTER FRIENDS !!!!

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God's sense of Humour

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God She



asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2



months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in



the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She



even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so



much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of



it.









After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While



Crossing the street on her way Home, she was killed by an ambulance.









Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had



another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the



ambulance?"





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"I didn't recognize you."

Celebration

 Wht does Celebration Mean ?


Celebration means......
A winter evening.
Four friends.
One barsaat.
Four glasses of chai.

Celebration means......
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.

Celebration means......
Maggi noodles
Your friends
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.

Celebration means......
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.

Celebration means......
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Friends dropping in.
A party.

Celebration means......
You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.
Gossiping about absent family members.

You can spend
Hundreds on birthdays,
Thousands on festivals,
Lakhs on weddings,

But to celebrate
All you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.

 

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