Brain test

1. There is one word in the English language that is alway pronounced
 incorrectly. What is it?

 

 2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What
 time is it?

 

 3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart.
 The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every
 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest,
 how many rungs are under water?

 

 4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a
 window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the
 bear?

 

 5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

 

 6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on
 the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor.
 Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?

 

 7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has
 been dug with a square edged shovel?

 

 8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water
 which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and
 size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball
 would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in
  Canada ?

 

 9. What is th e significance of the following: The year is 1978,
 thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.

 

 10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
 field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the
 center field?

 

 11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

 

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 1. The word "incorrectly."

 

 2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two
 people. Therefore, he  gave a quarter to two.

 

 3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Googly ;-)

 

 4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and
 the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.

 

 5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow
 the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before
 addition.
 So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.

 

 6. Sloppy is a (gold)fish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked
 his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.

 

 7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt.

 

 8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F
 water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30
 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again. The question said nothing about
 that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to
 slow the ball down...

 

 9. The time and month/date/year American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.

 

 10. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.

 

 11. The temperature.

 

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IQ test

1) A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the
scene,
but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon
says
"I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!" How can this be?

2) A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper,
gloves and
balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps
off.
A black car is coming towards him with its light off too but somehow
manages to stop in time.  How did the driver see the man?

3) There is a man that lives on the top floor of a very tall building.
Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the
building to go to work.
Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the
lift
and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! WHY?

4) What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an
hour.

5) What's the beginning of eternity,
the end of time and space,
the beginning of the end,
and the end of every place?








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Here are the Ans of the Puzzles

1)The surgeon is the boy's mother.

2) It was day time

3) The man is very very short and so can only reach half way up the
lift
buttons!
However, if it is raining then he willhave his umbrella with him and
so can
press the higher buttons with it.

4) The letter M

5) The letter E

 

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VERY INTERESTING AND INFORMATIVE THINGS

 

1       If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side 

2       If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.  

      
3       Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 

   
4       Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.    

5       The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'.      

6       The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.  

7       The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.  

8       The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.     

9       Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.  

     
10      The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.   

11      Dalmatians are born without spots.  

   
12      Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.  

   
13      The 'v' in the name of a court case does not stand for 'versus', but for 'and' (in civil proceedings) or 'against' (in criminal proceedings)  

14      Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left    

15      The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids   

16      The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee      

17      Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks 

18      The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones   

19      Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die     

20      Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart     

21      The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate   

  
22      When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red  

    
23      When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red   

24              The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor 

25      The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney    

        
26      Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros           

27      Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan       

     
28      It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it         

29      The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples             
               
30      There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower  

         
31      The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting   

      
32      Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death                
33      It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body                

34      The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets 

          
35      Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game          

    
36      The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air   

       
37      Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die 

              
38      In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling).       

         
39      Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."         

40      The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot        

   
41      Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair    

         
42      The average person laughs 13 times a day    

           
43      Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)               

44      Women blink nearly twice as much as men     

           
45      German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog          

46      Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump   

      
47      Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound               

48      Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death      

        
49      If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.    

     
50      The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!               

 

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A different love letter

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl. However the girl's father does
not like him and want to stop their relationship. So the boy wrote the

letter to the girl. He knows that the girl's father will definitely read
this letter.


"The great love that I have for you
is gone and I find my dislike for you
grows everyday. When I see you,
I do not even like your face;
the one thing that I want to do is to
look at other girls. I never wanted to
marry you. Our last conversation
was very boring and has not
made me look forward to seeing you again.
You only think of yourself.
If we were married, I know I would find
life very difficult and I would have no
pleasure in living with you. I have a heart to give, but it is not something
that I want to give to you. No one is more foolish and selfish than you, and
you are not able to care for me and help me.
I sincerely want you to understand that
I speak the truth. You will do me a favor if you think this is the end. Do
not try to answer this. Your letters are full of things that do not interest
me. You have no true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me, I do not care for
you. Please do not think that I am still your boyfriend."


So bad!! But before handing over the letter to his sweetheart, the guy
called the girl to read only the ODD no. lines i.e.
1,3,5,7,.... ..,25.



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Hi,

There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6
years old. Their relationship was turning sour.

So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for
them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.

So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the
kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should
be left on the kid. So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with
your mummy?"

Kid said,"No, mummy beats me" :(( So the judge asked "Then, would you like
to stay with your papa then ?" Kid said, "No, papa beats me" :(( Now the
judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after
pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about
the child......

And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......

any guesses????? ???

Ok here goes the answer









The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they

NEVER BEAT ANYBODY !!
Hoo ha India....!!!!

Attitude...

On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.

Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"

James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style, "......James Bond."

Then Bond asks: "And you?"

Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao...
Siva Rao...
Samba Siva Rao...
Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..."

Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"

Intelligent sardar

A Sardar, a German and a geek were arrested for consuming alcohol
which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime
they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were
preparing
for their punishment, the Sheik announced:

"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow
each of you one wish before your whipping."

The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to
be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The geek was next up. After watching the German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the geek was also
led away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the
Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of
the world and your Indian culture is one of the finest in the world.
For
this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave." The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.

And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked.

Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the geek to my back" !!!

KHABARDAR KISINE AB SE SARDAR KA MAZAAK UDAAYA TO

Jokes

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor,
a Santa Singh,

came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He
opened it,

looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his
house.

A little later he came out of his house again, looking
nervous, went

to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house he went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here our
Santa Singh came

again,looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox,
opened it and

then slammed it shut harder than ever.

Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him,"Is something
wrong?"



To which the ferocious Santa Singh replied, " There certainly is!
My stupid

computer keeps telling me I have mail!"



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Santa Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach inAmerica . A
lady

came asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Santa Singh answered, " No, I
am Santa Singh."


Another guy came and asked him the same question. Santa Singh
answered,

"No No Me Santa Singh!"

Third one came and asked him the same question again. Santa Singh
was

totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.


While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He
went up to

him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot
more

educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."

The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot.
Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"


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Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly
gate Saint

Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the
advances in

education on earth. In order to gain admittance a
prospective heavenly

soul must answer two questions:


1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T"

2. How many seconds are in a year?


Santa Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today
and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow
answer, even

though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get
12 seconds in

a year?"

Santa Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March
2nd,

etc..."Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high
and low

All around his living room.

Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"

Santa: "Hidden cameras!"

Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden
cameras

here?"

Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why
every

few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World
channel'.

How does he know that?"

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Having lost his donkey a Santa Singh, got down to his knees and
started

thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is
missing;

what are you thanking God for ?"

Santa Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I

wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would
have been missing

too."

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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final

examination.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the
question

paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration
takes

his shoes off and throws them out of the window.

He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His
shirt,

pant, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is
going

on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he
says, " it

says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief' ."

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Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was
crying like

hell. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" The first
one replied,

"I came here for blood test"

Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ? "

First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test
they cut

my finger"

Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one
was

astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"

The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."



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A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he
goes to

wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes running and asks him, "Mr. Singh, what are
you

doing?"

To this the man replies,"Oye, see the board here, " Wash
Basin

"."
And this one is classic:

A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.

Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.

He takes him to a forest.

Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.

Bill: more...more...more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.

Bill: So now, try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.

Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to
have
telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next
year Bill was in India

Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he
takes Bill to a forest.

Sardarji : Dig it. Bill does.

Sardarji : more...more...m.?l. Bill goes up to almost 400
feet..

Sardarji : try to find something. Bill tries.

Sardarji : Did you get anything?

Bill : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we
used to be
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Birthday facts

JANUARY=SHYNESS
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you.
You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and
loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods
about the past and the old friends. Waits for
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your reputation will boost someway in
the next 12 days


FEBRUARY=SMARTS
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon.
Has more than one best friend.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone
new and realize that you are a perfect match.



MARCH=GORGEOUS
Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate &
Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves
to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily
angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed!
Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great
fashion
sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing
and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can
love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big
flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed
out
of MFE these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up
feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you repost this in the next
5 mins,
you will meet your
new love in 8 days.



APRIL=SWEETIE
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the
next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone
you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.




MAY=SEXY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you
repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye
will introduce themselves and you will realize that
you are very much alike in the next 2 days.



JUNE=PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the center. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Not easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be
around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you
repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye
will introduce themselves and you will realize that
you are very much alike in the next 2 days.






JULY=ATTITUDE
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"
or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5
mins and you will meet the love of your life
sometime next month.



AUGUST=FLIRT
You've got the best personality and are an
absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
and more than likely have a very attractive
partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with an
August brithday. It is also more than likely
that you have a massive record collection. When it
comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day
become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you
will meet someone that may possibly become
one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5
minutes.




SEPTEMBER=LOVER
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving,
motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand.
if you do not repost this in the next 5
mins. someone very close to you will become mad
at you in the next 8 days.




OCTOBER=HOTTIE
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, if you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost
in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming
up sometime this month.


NOVEMBER=THUG
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best. repost this in 5 mins & you
will find true love at 11:00 a.m.

DECEMBER=BEAUTY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Great in bed. Inner
and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. A meaningful love life partner.
Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends.
It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fullfill.
Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions.
Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to
you.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all.

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Recipe for a New Year

Take twelve whole months. Clean them thoroughly of all bitterness, hate, and jealousy. Make them fresh and clean as possible.

	Now cut each month into twenty-eight, thirty or thirty-one different parts, but don't make the whole batch at once.

Prepare it one day at a time out of these ingredients.

Mix well into each day one part of faith, one part of patience, one part of courage, and one part of work. Add to each day one part of hope, faithfulness, generosity, meditation, and one good deed.

Season the whole with a dash of good spirits, a sprinkle of fun, a pinch of play, and a cupful of good humor.

Pour all of this into a vessel of love. Cook thoroughly over radiant joy, garnish with a smile, and serve with quietness, unselfishness, and cheerfulness.

A touching story

A young man was getting ready to Graduate College . For many months he
had
admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his
father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted.

As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his
father
had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his
father
called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was
to
have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his
son
a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed the
young
man opened the box and found a , Holy book "Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta".
Angrily, he raised his voice at his father and said, "With all your
money
you give me a "Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta" ?" and stormed out of the house,
leaving the holy book. He never contacted his father again for a long
time.


Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He
had
a beautiful home and a wonderful family, but realized his father was
very
old and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen him since
that
graduation day. Before he could make arrangements, he received a
telegram
telling him his father had passed away, and willed all of his
possessions
to his son. He needed to come home immediately and take care of things.
When he arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and regret filled
his
heart. He began to search his father's important papers and saw the
still
new "Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta", just as he had left it years ago.

With tears, he opened the "Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta" and began to turn the
pages. As he read those words, a car key dropped from an envelope taped
behind the "Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta".

It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the sports
car
he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words
PAID IN FULL.

How many times do we miss GOD'S blessings because they are not packaged
as
we expected?

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13 signs of falling in love

13. When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang
Up...but you miss them already when it was just two minutes ago

12. You read their texts over and over again...

11. You walk really slowly when you're with them...

10. You feel shy whenever you're with them...

9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster...

8 . You smile when you hear their voice...

7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around You...
All you see is him/her...

6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them...

5. They become ALL you think about...

4. You get high just from their scent...

3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think About them...

2. You would do anything for them...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole Time.....