Intelligent sardar

A Sardar, a German and a geek were arrested for consuming alcohol
which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime
they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were
preparing
for their punishment, the Sheik announced:

"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow
each of you one wish before your whipping."

The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to
be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The geek was next up. After watching the German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the geek was also
led away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the
Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of
the world and your Indian culture is one of the finest in the world.
For
this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave." The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.

And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked.

Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the geek to my back" !!!

KHABARDAR KISINE AB SE SARDAR KA MAZAAK UDAAYA TO