God's sense of Humour

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God She



asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2



months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in



the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She



even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so



much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of



it.









After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While



Crossing the street on her way Home, she was killed by an ambulance.









Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had



another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the



ambulance?"





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"I didn't recognize you."

Celebration

 Wht does Celebration Mean ?


Celebration means......
A winter evening.
Four friends.
One barsaat.
Four glasses of chai.

Celebration means......
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.

Celebration means......
Maggi noodles
Your friends
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.

Celebration means......
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.

Celebration means......
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Friends dropping in.
A party.

Celebration means......
You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.
Gossiping about absent family members.

You can spend
Hundreds on birthdays,
Thousands on festivals,
Lakhs on weddings,

But to celebrate
All you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.

 

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WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up

FIVE MINUTES
if she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
this is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
this is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
this is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
a woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments
they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!

 

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Romatic meanings

"Different Countries & Thier Romantic Meanings"

"H.O.L.L.A.N.D"
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

"I.T.A.L.Y."
I Trust And Love You.

"L.I.B.Y.A."
Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

"F.R.A.N.C.E."
Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

"C.H.I.N.A."
Come Here.. I Need Affection.

"B.U.R.M.A."
Between Us, Remember Me Always.

"N.E.P.A.L."
Never Ever Part As Lovers.

"I.N.D.I.A."
I Nearly Died In Adoration.

"K.E.N.Y.A"
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

"C.A.N.A.D.A."
Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction

"K.O.R.E.A."
Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.

"E.G.Y.P.T."
Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

"M.A.N.I.L.A."
May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

"P.E.R.U."
Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us.

"T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D."
Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

 

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