God's sense of Humour

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God She



asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2



months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in



the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She



even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so



much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of



it.









After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While



Crossing the street on her way Home, she was killed by an ambulance.









Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had



another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the



ambulance?"





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"I didn't recognize you."