Serious Joke

Hi,

There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6
years old. Their relationship was turning sour.

So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for
them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.

So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the
kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should
be left on the kid. So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with
your mummy?"

Kid said,"No, mummy beats me" :(( So the judge asked "Then, would you like
to stay with your papa then ?" Kid said, "No, papa beats me" :(( Now the
judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after
pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about
the child......

And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......

any guesses????? ???

Ok here goes the answer









The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they

NEVER BEAT ANYBODY !!
Hoo ha India....!!!!